I work in advertising. I'm a creative director who's always on the go. It's important that I have the right tools close at hand and ready for any creative emergency that might pop up. For me that means an iPad 2, a Moleskine 5" X 8" journal, a Moleskine 8" X 5" sketchbook, a Pilot Metropolitan fountain pen with a fine nib, a Cross Bailey fountain pen with medium nib, Parker Super Quink 2-oz Ink Bottle of black ink, 6 Cross Fountain Pen Cartridge Ink Refills of Black Ink, 5 Parker Quink Ink Refill Cartridge for Fountain Pens of Blue/Black Ink, 2 Sharpie Fine Point Permanent Markers, a Cablex 6FT Nylon Braided 8 Pin Lightning to USB Sync Data and Charging Cable Cord with Aluminum Heads, a Mifine 3.1A 15W Dual Port USB AC Power Adapter Universal Wall Home Travel Charger, XL Ultra Bubble-lok 7-day Pill Organizer - Extra Large [for Adderall, Lisinopril, Fish Oil, Vitamin D, Zyrtec, Baby Aspirin, Multivitamin [adult male], and Glucosamine], 2 pair Dr. Martens 210 cm 40001021 Black Shoelaces, Apple EarPods with Remote and Mic with case, Keiby Citom Professional Stainless Steel Nail Clipper - High Quality Mini Nail Tools Manicure Set of 8pcs - Grooming Kit with Case, Duluth Trading Company Groom Mate Nose Hair Trimmer, 8 Business Cards [non-standard 3.5' X 1.75'], a Ceska Zbrojovka CZ85BD (Phantom) Semi-Automatic Pistol and two clips.
The 5.11 Rush Delivery Mike [or medium] Messenger Bag is compact enough to carry anywhere, but roomy enough for everything I need. It looks great in the boardroom, the conference room, or the bedroom. Everything stays perfectly organized, which is important to me. The bag is lightweight but extremely durable. The shoulder strap is balanced perfectly, comfortable yet substantial. The Cross-Body Stabilizing Strap means I can run through a crowded street firing pistol shots wildly over my shoulder at my pursuers without the bag getting in the way.
Let's talk about construction. The Water Resistant 1050D Nylon Construction Durable Duraflex Hardware And YKK Zipper Hardware is built to last throughout all eternity. Every seam, every stitch is laser accurate. Recently, the tough 1050D hide handily diverted a Sheffield SHE006 Fairbairn Sykes British Commando Dagger aimed at my right kidney. The shoulder strap webbing easily wrapped around my assailant's neck and I was able to choke the life out of him soundlessly without it bunching up the way an ordinary strap would. That kind of quality is important.
The final verdict? This is the bag I will carry with me to The End of Days and beyond. After the Great Economic Cataclysm of 2023 — when all the world will be plunged into darkness and society will collapse in one great spasm of anguish and deprivation and man will eat man — I know I can rely on my 5.11 Rush Delivery Mike Messenger Bag to provide the advantage I will need to survive and ultimately dominate the followers I will undoubtedly amass. My 5.11 Rush Delivery Mike Messenger Bag will be with me as I form my slave colony. And when at long last I release this mortal coil, I shall instruct my many wives to place my sacred cremains and a packet of Planters cashews in the roomy main pocket of my 5.11 Rush Delivery Mike Messenger Bag and toss it onto a gas fire. There will probably be some chanting and wailing.
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